Less than two weeks :D 🎁🎈🎉🎂 (Taken with instagram)
7:57 pm • 25 May 2012
What's wrong with our society.
| Kim Kardashian: |
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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| America: |
Well sure why not?
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| Britney Spears: |
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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| America: |
Whatever you want!
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| Carmen Electra: |
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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| America: |
Okay, sounds like fun!
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| Gay couple: |
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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| America: |
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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| ***Kim actually spent $18 million for the record |
5:57 pm • 24 May 2012 • 95,508 notes
| Me: |
Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
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| Me: |
Shhh. Don't speak. |
5:15 pm • 24 May 2012 • 73,684 notes
Made pad Thai #futuremasterchef 😉 (Taken with instagram)
7:19 pm • 21 May 2012
Chillin with my snuggie on a Sunday night 👌 (Taken with instagram)
9:30 pm • 20 May 2012
